Your document is mid.
Prove me wrong.
Drop any PDF — essay, thesis, contract or report — get a score out of 100, savage one-liners and the fixes real reviewers wish you knew. Your file is read in your browser — never stored.
Drop your document into the fire
or click to choose — your PDF is read in your browser and never stored
How the roast works
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Drop it
Text is pulled out in your browser. The file never leaves your device.
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Pick a type
Choose essay, thesis, contract, report or anything — the AI judges it like a real reviewer.
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Flex or fix
Share the card, or quietly apply the fixes and come back stronger.
Real questions
Is it free?
Yes — 3 free roasts a day with no signup. A free account raises that to 25 a day. The AI call has a real cost for us, so the daily cap keeps the feature sustainable.
Is my document uploaded or stored?
Your PDF is parsed locally in your browser. Only the extracted plain text is sent to our AI provider for scoring, with zero data retention — it is never stored or used for training.
What kinds of documents can I roast?
Essays, papers, theses, contracts, business reports and anything else. Pick the document type before uploading so the AI judges it like a real reviewer in that field.
Why is it so mean?
Because reviewers are. The roasts are comedic but every one points at a real weakness — and each report comes with concrete fixes you can apply.
It says my PDF has too little text — why?
Your document is probably a scanned image without a text layer. Run it through our free OCR tool first, then come back for the roast.
Scanned-image document? 📸
Run it through OCR PDF first — free and 100% local.