Your resume is mid.
Prove me wrong.
Drop your PDF, get a score out of 100, savage one-liners and the fixes recruiters wish you knew. Your file is read in your browser — never stored.
Drop your resume into the fire
or click to choose — your PDF is read in your browser and never stored
How the roast works
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Drop it
Text is pulled out in your browser. The file never leaves your device.
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Get roasted
AI scores you 0-100 and quotes your own clichés back at you.
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Flex or fix
Share the card, or quietly apply the fixes and come back stronger.
Real questions
Is it free?
Yes — 3 free roasts a day with no signup. A free account raises that to 25 a day. The AI call has a real cost for us, so the daily cap keeps the feature sustainable.
Is my resume uploaded or stored?
Your PDF is parsed locally in your browser. Only the extracted plain text is sent to our AI provider for scoring, with zero data retention — it is never stored or used for training.
How is the score calculated?
The AI reviews your resume like a hiring manager: impact, quantified results, structure, clarity and clichés. 90+ is exceptional, 75 is solid, 60 is mediocre, below 40 needs work.
Why is it so mean?
Because recruiters are. The roasts are comedic but every one points at a real weakness — and each report comes with concrete fixes you can apply in minutes.
It says my PDF has too little text — why?
Your resume is probably a scanned image without a text layer. Run it through our free OCR tool first, then come back for the roast.
Scanned-image resume? 📸
Run it through OCR PDF first, then shrink it with Compress PDF before you send it out — both free, both 100% local.